10.09.2009

Hard-boiled

Trying out a bit of dialogue:

"I like my coffee like I like my women -- hot, sweet and in my lap."

What do you think? No? Doesn't work?

I told this one to my wife, just kidding around, and she said, "What do you mean 'women,' plural?'"

Whoops.
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4 comments:

  1. Ivan ToblogOctober 9, 2009 at 10:29 PM

    What works with coworkers and casual acquaintances doe not necessarily work with family... particularly wives.

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  2. Hal JohnsonOctober 10, 2009 at 6:17 AM

    Ouch. I feel your pain.

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  3. frankzOctober 10, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    How about just "hot and bitter"?

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  4. UnknownOctober 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    "thin and acidic?"
    "robust, yet smooth?"
    "instant?"

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