My 20-year-old son: "I saw what you wrote online about me and my friends using the swimming pool. 'Hippie soup.' Ha-ha. Very funny."
Me: "After you guys left, the pool was like a mud wrestling pit, full of filth and cooties and vermin."
Son: "Yeah, right."
Me: "I had to give it double chlorine! Had to kill off all those youthful hormones!"
Son: "Hormones?"
Me: "You can't leave those untreated. If you do, your swimming pool might rise up during the night and come in the house and hump you."
Son: "You are so weird."
9.10.2009
Pool talk
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Haha! Hippie soup! Sounds delicious. You might want to think about trippling that chlorine dose- those hormones are sneaky little buggers!
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