Trying out a bit of dialogue:"I like my coffee like I like my women -- hot, sweet and in my lap."What do you think? No? Doesn't work?I told this one to my wife, just kidding around, and she said, "What do you mean 'women,' plural?'"Whoops.
What works with coworkers and casual acquaintances doe not necessarily work with family... particularly wives.
Ouch. I feel your pain.
How about just "hot and bitter"?
"thin and acidic?""robust, yet smooth?""instant?"
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