10.09.2009

Hard-boiled

Trying out a bit of dialogue:

"I like my coffee like I like my women -- hot, sweet and in my lap."

What do you think? No? Doesn't work?

I told this one to my wife, just kidding around, and she said, "What do you mean 'women,' plural?'"

Whoops.

4 comments:

Ivan Toblog said...

What works with coworkers and casual acquaintances doe not necessarily work with family... particularly wives.

Hal Johnson said...

Ouch. I feel your pain.

frankz said...

How about just "hot and bitter"?

Steve said...

"thin and acidic?"
"robust, yet smooth?"
"instant?"