Never argue with a man whose tattoos outnumber his teeth.
CALABAMA debuts June 15 on Kindle, Smashwords and other e-book platforms. Only $2.99. Please tell all your friends.
Here are two more openers I like. From my Bubba Mabry novel DIRTY POOL: Friends come and go, but enemies are forever.
And, from BULLETS: Some people are ridiculously easy to kill.