It takes two to tango, but you can pirouette all by yourself.
Many a man's nose has been broken by his own middle finger.
When in the company of well-diggers, don't get them started on how cold it is.
It takes a lot of balls to overdecorate a Christmas tree.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man should not run with scissors.
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