Pork it over

Today's tip for aspiring criminals: Trading a slaughtered pig for crack cocaine, right on the street, might be a tad obvious.

Police in Syracuse, NY, arrested two men on drug charges after they were caught doing the deal on a street corner. One man was trading half of a slaughtered pig and $10 for a $50 bag of crack.

Extra points: The pig was for a party for a relative who was getting out a jail.

Double extra points: While police were busy arresting the suspects, someone stole the pig.

Full story here.