Truth in advertising

Here's what it should say on the vacuum-sealed, tightly packed foil pouch that encases my LavAzza coffee:

"To Open: Please consult surgeon, welder or other professional. Do not attempt to open while sleepy or caffeine-deprived."

Extra points: Doesn't "LavAzza" look like Italian for "wash one's hindquarters?"

1 comment:

Ivan Toblog said...

I was at a major chain motel yesterday morning and had an experience with the coffee that brings your post to mind.
The printing on the packet read, "tear carefully at the arrow." Unfortunately there was no arrow to be found.