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A wounded man hijacked a cab in a Boston suburb and used it to run down the man who'd allegedly shot him, police say.

Authorities say Marcel Laurol, 32, yanked the driver out of the cab, climbed behind the wheel and drove down the sidewalk to run over the 25-year-old man who'd shot him.

Extra points: Both men were expected to survive their injuries.

Double extra points: The two passengers in the taxi were unharmed.

Full story, including the long list of charges, here.