What an eyehole

Advice to aspiring robbers: When making your mask, don't make the eyeholes so big that you're easily recognizable, especially if you're robbing the fried chicken restaurant where you were fired the day before.

Alas, this advice comes too late for Ezedrick Jones, 18, of Memphis, who was arrested within hours of his failed robbery attempt. Police said Jones struggled with the manager of the KFC he was trying to rob at knifepoint, but freaked out and fled when she called him by name.

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