Today's tip for aspiring armed robbers: If you must use a toy gun to knock over a gas station, you might want to first remove the orange plastic tip from the gun.
A robber in Pine Grove, AL, failed to take that step, and the clerk noticed that the gun was not real. Police say the clerk then picked up a cricket bat and chased the robber away.
Officers subsequently arrested a 22-year-old moron and charged him with first-degree robbery.
No word on the what the hell a cricket bat was doing in a gas station in Alabama.
Full story here.
7.13.2009
That's not cricket
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Obviously the bat was being put to good use, what else?
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