My name? Um, got a mirror?

Today's criminal mastermind: A man in St. Paul, MN, nearly put one over on the police by giving them a fake name, but he apparently forgot that his real name was tattooed on his neck.

Police stopped two men to warn them about jaywalking, but one of the men became evasive and said he had no photo ID. He told the cops his name was "Darnell Lewis." The cops couldn't help but notice the large "Frazier" tattooed on the side of his neck. A computer check found that five warrants were pending for Darnell Louis Frazier, who will have such a funny, funny story to tell his cellmates.

Full story (with photo) here.