Slithering coils of stupidity

A Norman, OK, man was caught harboring a couple of stolen reptiles when he asked for advice on how to care for them -- at the same zoo where they'd been stolen.

Cody Daniel Hawkins, 24, was arrested after police found the stolen python and tortoise at his home later that same day. Police say they don't think he took the reptiles from the Little River Zoo himself, but he still faces a bunch of charges, including animal cruelty for apparently feeding a kitten to the 12-foot-long snake.

Everyone knows that's not on a python's recommended diet.

Full story here.