Sports etiquette

The Rules: You can get drunk at a tailgate party outside of a college football stadium. You can fill the bed of your truck with water and use it as a pool. You can even splash around naked in the truck/pool. But it's bad manners to object when the campus police tell you to cut it out.

It's really, really bad manners to wham your knee into the groin of the arresting officer. Twice.

A 21-year-old man learned these etiquette lessons last weekend. He now faces charges for disorderly conduct, assault on an officer and resisting arrest. Full story here.

Extra points: The fan apparently was excited about the game, which was between football powerhouses Massachusetts and Delaware.