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Some tips for those driving at triple the legal blood-alcohol limit:

--Bad idea to engage in road rage when you're already drunk.
--Screaming at another driver and veering into his lane in a menacing manner may draw attention to the fact that you're drunk.
--Really bad idea to chase said driver for miles when, as mentioned, you're way drunk.
--Really, really bad idea to keep chasing the other driver once he reaches the police station, where he's fled for safety.
--If the chase circles the police station five times, someone's going to notice.

If only Dennis Ennslin of Anderson, CA, had read these tips last week.

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