Bungler alarm

From my favorite funny news site, FARK.com:

A burglar in Christchurch, New Zealand, may have set some kind of record for errors in commission of a crime.

According to police, Brett Kerr, 28, was hauling a drum set down narrow spiral stairs when he fell, knocking himself out. After coming to, Kerr apparently cut himself while trying to steal a plasma TV and accidentally set the kitchen on fire. Then he went upstairs and passed out again.

The homeowner's son said of Kerr: "when it comes to burglary he's simply not a natural."

Full story here.