Freeballin' speedballer

Crime prevention tip: If a naked man rings your doorbell, don't open the door. Oh, yeah, don't leave the keys in your truck, either.

A startled homeowner in Vernon, NY, learned these lessons when a naked, shoeless man showed up at a his door on Thursday night. Police say Vaughn Harper, 21, tried to force his way into the house. When that failed, he instead stole the homeowner's pickup truck.

After police arrested the Syracuse, NY, man, his clothing was found nearby, along with -- surprise! -- a large amount of heroin and cocaine. Harper's been charged with grand larceny and drug possession.

Full story here.