Funniest thing I've read lately

From one of my favorite sites -- www.overheardinnewyork.com:

Hobo: Can anybody help me? Can anybody help me get some food? Can anybody help me get something to eat? I appreciate it.

20-something girl, handing him a ziplocked sandwich: It's peanut butter and jelly.

(Hobo hands it back, reconsiders, opens bag, sniffs it, and reluctantly eats it)

Hobo eating sandwich: Cam amymumy hem me. Cam amymumy hem me geh some food that's not a peanut butter sammich. I appreciate it.

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