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Today's tip for criminals: If you're going to steal a travel trailer, you might want to remove the "For Sale" sign before taking it on the highway.

A man in Florida learned this the hard way after a sheriff's detective spotted the vehicle being towed on Interstate 75. The detective was looking to buy such a trailer. When he dialed the number on the For Sale sign, he reached the owner, who told him the trailer had been stolen. The detective pulled over the driver and arrested a 50-year-old genius named Tommy A. Behringer, who was subsequently charged with grand theft.

Full story here.