Happens at our house all the time

A Goldsboro, NC, couple returned home from a long business trip to find their house trashed, many items missing and a teen-ager sleeping in their bed.

Ron and Barbara Winston said it appeared that their home had been used as a party house in their absence. The place was littered with guns, bottles, crack vials and "hundreds of chicken bones." Both toilets were backed up and there was apparent fire damage. At least $30,000 worth of electronics and other items were gone.

The 16-year-old who was found sleeping the house was arrested and charged with a whole slew of felonies. His new prison moniker will be "Goldilocks."

Full story here.