Bank robbery 101

Mask? Check.

Surgical gloves so you won't leave any fingerprints? Check.

Cape? Check.

Fake bomb? Check.

Wait. Cape? Never mind.

Nerve? You knew you were forgetting something.

A bank robber dressed in the above supervillain outfit walked into a Toronto branch of TD Canada Trust on Tuesday and handed the teller a note saying he had a bomb and wanted all the money. Before the teller could hand over any cash, the robber fled.

The "bomb" he left behind turned out to be a box full of drywall. Go figure.

Brief story here.

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