9.24.2008

Bank robbery 101

Mask? Check.

Surgical gloves so you won't leave any fingerprints? Check.

Cape? Check.

Fake bomb? Check.

Wait. Cape? Never mind.

Nerve? You knew you were forgetting something.

A bank robber dressed in the above supervillain outfit walked into a Toronto branch of TD Canada Trust on Tuesday and handed the teller a note saying he had a bomb and wanted all the money. Before the teller could hand over any cash, the robber fled.

The "bomb" he left behind turned out to be a box full of drywall. Go figure.

Brief story here.

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