This came to me in a dream last night. It's an idea for a sign:
BEATEN PATH
KEEP OFF
6.29.2008
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- Steve Brewer
- Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States
- I write books about crooks.
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- Warning: Reading this could be bad for you
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- Strangely, one was named Hansel
- No cream pies available
- Your tax dollars go missing
- Soothing the savage beasts
- The language of Calabama
- An etiquette quiz, dude
- Her boat was invisible, too
- One dumbass, plus drug abuse, equals ...
- Holy role models
- Having themselves a brawl
- Heist school
- We've all got crystal balls
- The noise of summer
- She meant to say "hot water bottles"
- Teach your children . . . work
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