Wet tees

Scheduling tip for golf tournaments: It's really, really not a good idea to have strippers spilling out of a limo onto the course while the children are still playing.

That's what happened in Broomfield, CO, where a tournament for children aged 7-12 was wrapping up just as the Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament was starting its fun and games. Golf course officials said the encounter was a result of "mistiming." No duh.

Parents said the children had questions about why the men joining the strippers had water guns and the women were dressed in white.