Heist school

Here are some crime-prevention tips for the University of British Columbia's crack security team:

1) When the alarms go off at the Museum of Anthropology, that might mean a break-in.

2) When the burglar calls to say he's with the alarm company and the alarms are malfunctioning and should be ignored, you shouldn't just take his word for it.

3) Security cameras work much better if you leave the lights on.

Guess the guards should be glad the thieves took only $2 million worth of golden artwork. Sounds like they could've taken home the whole building.

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