Starts off like a joke . . .

Missouri man walks into a business naked. This, as you might imagine, causes a "disturbance," according to this report.

The naked man leaves and unsuccessfully tries a carjacking. He's found a short time later by a deputy. By now, the man has put on shorts, but he's no less disturbed. He attacks the hood of the deputy's patrol car and tries to a break a window. In return, the deputy downs the man with a Taser.

Officials say the man was "really wired" on a hallucinogenic drug at the time. You think?