Got to have my hands free

A woman in Florida went berserk after being told to move to a different checkout line at a Family Dollar Store, according to this report. She punched another customer and yanked hair out of her head, then choked the customer's mother when she tried to intervene. While being taken into custody, the assailant also bit a policeman on the finger.

Extra points: The berserk woman reportedly weighed 265 pounds.

Double extra points: Before going on her rampage, she handed her 8-month-old baby over to a store employee to hold.