I'll just wait in the truck

Today's tip for car thieves comes from Canada: You can steal a truck from a dealership under the pretense of a "test drive." You can even use the truck as the getaway vehicle when you rob a bank. But it's a big mistake to take the car salesman along with you.

Extra points: Only after the robber insisted on driving to another part of town to show the truck to a "friend" did the salesman get suspicious and call the cops.

Double extra points: The robber's still at large.