7.10.2008

E.T. lodestone

Business must've slowed at the 1947 Roswell Incident museum and other alien-related attractions in Roswell, NM, because they've found a new artifact to stir things up.

As you can read here: Local man reports finding a strange rock carved with moons and stars similar to those in a box of Lucky Charms. The two-inch-wide rock also has weird magnetic properties.

Extra points: The hunter who found the rock kept it in his safe deposit box for three years before telling anybody about it.

2 comments:

Marvin the Martian said...

Hey, I wondered where I dropped my cell phone.

Anonymous said...

I had to share this one with my co-worker. Her last gig was the Daily Record. HAR!
-Jas.