7.05.2008

Uncle of the year

A Muncie, IN, man is in jail after a domestic dispute over whether he should give beer to his 1-year-old nephew.

Richard H. Valens Jr., 44, said the child could drink beer because "he's a champ." When Valens' girlfriend objected, he punched her in the face and drove away in her SUV.

Extra points: Valens told the girlfriend he'd kill her and her daughter when he got back. Guess who was waiting for him when he returned? If you said "police," you are now a winner.

Full story here.

2 comments:

Julia Buckley said...

I said police. What do I win? :)

ThomG said...

Well, if he's a champ, by all means buy that kid a Natty Ice, hell make it a 40.