I knew it

You must remember this: New studies now show that eating lots of tofu may cause folks to lose their minds.

Apparently, ingredients in soy products such as tofu mimic the female hormone estrogen, which may cause higher levels of dementia among senior citizens. It also causes them to grow va-va-voom breasts. (OK, I made up that last part.)

Extra points: The leader researcher's name is (no kidding) Professor Eef Hogervorst. Which translates to "Eat More Pork Sausage."