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Two California men have been sentenced to jail time for a drunken practical joke: They set fire to their buddy's crotch.

Authorities said the three were drinking together on Grover Beach back in January when Elliot Tuleja passed out. His friends (or should we say former friends) poured cologne on his crotch and set it ablaze. He suffered second-degree burns in about the worst possible place a man can suffer burns.

Full story here.