Um, hold the blade, please

A man in New York City claims he found a surprise in his Subway foot-long -- a knife blade baked into the bun.

John Agnesini, 27, says he noticed the seven-inch-long serrated blade in the part of the sandwich he was about to bite into. He said he suffered "severe stomach issues" from food poisoning from the blade.

Now we know how that TV ad guy Jared lost all that weight.

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