Miraculously, it doesn't turn your fingers orange

A Missouri woman has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.

Kelly Ramey of High Ridge bought a bag of the snacks at a local convenience store and was stunned to find a prize inside: A Cheeto shaped like Christ on the cross. Full story here.

Extra points: She's keeping the holy Cheeto in a safe deposit box.

Double extra points: Her husband calls it "Cheesus." He will be going to Hell.

1 comment:

Judy S said...

perhaps it is this Cheesus who has been leaving the nails in Igo?