Guess he won't read this

Republican presidential candidate John McCain must not worry too much about sounding antiquated. He told the New York Times here that he doesn't know how to log onto the Internet and gets his wife or aides do it for him when he wants to read something online.

He also said he's never used e-mail and has "never felt the particular need to e-mail."

That's okay. I've never felt the particular need to use a quill pen.